Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.

 One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

 As they were jumg over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn’t bother to pick them ce they had enough the bag.

 Few utes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice sag: “One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U”…..

 He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest…………………..

 “Father, plse with me . Come & witness God & satan shag corpses at the cemetery”……

 They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice conued: “One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U’…………

 Suddenly, the voice stopped coung & said:
 “What About The Two At The Gate?”………..

 You should see the marathon………

The priest almost ran pass the church gate shoug:”We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!”.

 …. Now U’re laugg… .

happy new year sms 2018

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